sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.
what’s the punchline here
wait
“big dick energy” and “men get pegged” are things that can only be enjoyed for a very brief time before they reach like, mainstream twitter where straight people start using them incorrectly to be unironically horny about the most mediocre men on earth
did anyone else have the fucking. dolphin girls at school
they were like horse girls except they couldnt ht gfbfnfbnfj eb do sorry a mojth started attacking me
instead of saying “i want to kill myself” whenever something bad happens to me as a result of circumstances beyond my control i’ve started saying “i’m going to kill god” and it’s honestly done wonders for my self-esteem
you know what? 2019 mood
bungus
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